I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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