ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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