i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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