i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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