Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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