is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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