wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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