So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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