How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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