You're completely useless in the revolution.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
