oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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