if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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