new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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