I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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