i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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