ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just want to make out with him forever
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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