He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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