your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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