I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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