I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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