Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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