After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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