Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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