Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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