Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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