I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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