The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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