On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Someone came in the potted fern
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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