It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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