considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Send help, water and tortillas.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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