I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
