Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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