Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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