Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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