I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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