it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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