Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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