its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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