I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Randomize
