question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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