garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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