at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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