Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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