I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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