of course. lets lasso hookers.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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