We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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