You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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