How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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