I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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