DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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