I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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