I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Drunk is a universal language darling
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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