what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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