worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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