So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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